KM Embroidered Patch

Description

Spice up your outfit and your life by letting the world know that we’re friends.

Look… I’m not gonna lie, if you wear this, T-Mobile and a few utility companies might run up on you fam.
I’m doing ok financially… but not like “clean up my credit” levels. That is a whole other tax bracket.
I’m still very much el poor-0, hence me selling patches and toilet seat covers and whatever else for some change.

WARNING: I’ve also made a few jokes some of these cyber people took personally, so I’d rock this on whatever article of clothing you tuck hammers in, or cop the bulletproof luggage. Stay ready so you don’t have to get ready.

This patch endows the owner with the ability to make up words like “hydrationing”, have award-winning confidence, and turn any engagement into an open bar event. Look at the pictures… them fellers ain’t me, but look at em. Fuckers are ready to take on the world yo. You’re probably thinking “but Kane Mayfield… arent those just stock photos” naah sun. Both those gentlemen had to come kick it with me for a full 72hs and get drunk and freestyle rap. I made em shoplift out the Krogers and listen to mad Roc Marciano instrumentals. The blonde chick knows how to hold a Gemstar razor in her mouth. She had to spit them shits into the face of a boxing mannequin and recite the entire 36 Chambers. Hard R’s crazy… it was wild. They are ready for war. You will be ready…

Watch your significant other be like “Oh my… you’re so different” and start making your breakfast with OD love and appreciation just by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch to that jacket you mow the lawn in.

Thanks to its durable twillington fabric, the patch is resilient to heat.. except for the one you carry because as i stated earlier you may have to run a fade upon request because I said somebodys mom had a wooden leg or whatever. Order it today and get ready to start living the life you deserve… every day will be like Caligula’s birthday party, or one of George Clooney’s Bro-fests GUARANTEED!

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester 100% awesome

• Be warned that this patch has been known to provoke side effects. Beard thickness, and bedroom eyes are common side effects. This is not meant to substitute medical advice, so consult your doctor, or if you know a woman who does yoga and is really into horoscopes, she can help too.

• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or tell your butler to do it. Because you bought this and that means you are balling out of control. What.. he’s busy… tell em your patch wont sew it self then sip some Don P and throw the cork at him.

• Blank product sourced from whichever place is wild enticing to you. Like Borneo. That’s fly. Have you ever been there? EXACTLY. Tell people you copped this in Borneo at the Wisma Jaya Mall. They’ll be like “when’d you go there?” and then you look at their shoes and be like “when I’m not slumming it” and walk away briskly. That’s Reality TV Show star confidence, homie. They’ll be like “DAMN, you must be doing the schmoney dance nightly,” and then you give ’em that smile… and give ’em the finger cause you’re punk rock.

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. There is a man in a basement who will be woke up if he is sleep and told to get to work as soon as ur card clears, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Sometimes he tries to escape and do the writing backwards shit on the windows and he needs a bit of straightening. We find making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, also trying to catch a warehouse full of these mf’ers is wild hard and then John Law starts asking mad questions… so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.